It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Roses are red

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

in texas, you stick to your guns no matter how many times you shot yer goddamned toes off

Jones has officially descended into the period of his life known as “later years Al Davis.”

And as we speak Jerry is in the final stages of negotiating to bring Brett Favre’s jersey out of retirement. “We feel that right now this jersey will be our best option at quarterback.”

Sheeeiiiiiit!

Hell, I’d like to thank institutional racism. Wouldn’t be here today without it.

I did get a chance to relax.

Bottom of the Barrel maybe

“Case closed?”

The NFL’s PR team will be faxing over a job offer.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Counterpoint:

Please Lord, may my dances enrage my enemies. Amen.

I guess football really is a game of Peko meters.

This was very surprising. In years past, a Bengals player would immediately be brought into custody upon doing something illegal.

we have audio of guys scratching their dicks on the sidelines, and you’re telling me no one had a mic pointed at the middle of the damn offensive line during the most importantly play of the game?

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee