Over the top reaction, but nothing like the time he noticed a sign that read “please curb your dog.”

The Panthers are America’s greatest 9-1 team and despite their one loss, they’re playing great. One Nation! One Team! One Loss!

So why not write about that instead of a meaningless lawsuit? We need to deal with the actual complicated stuff instead of rehashing the same tired talking points on both sides.

Question: You’ve lost eight of nine to the Patriots. Is that something that keeps you up at night considering how much time you spend talking about them?

Y’know maybe Rex doesn’t like heels.

He’s not mad, he’s actually laughing about the whole thing. It sounds like the reporters are mad, not him. He’s not mad.

“He wasn’t functioning correctly,” O’Brien said, “as to how we know he’d usually function calling a play, receiving a play and trying to communicate it to the offense.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Nope, but I may still be drunk on last night’s BAZINGAS.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

I’ve seen worse knee injuries. Not really.

To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

“Thanks, Russ, but it’s too late for that now”

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packer land: S-H-A-R-I-A.”

After passing Favre in career yards, he decided to go after a few more of Brett’s records.