“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

Good job ‘merica beating a team of fishermen and lifeguards

It was “Smith”, but Ellis Island thought you were too ethnic to pull it off.

You: Love lamp

Me: What?

Without question, the best part of this video is when the officers lol when they find out Cardale is the one picking him up at the police station.

Kid: “You can have my Coke”

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

That is a great soccer parent email.

They hurt my eyeballs, man. I can’t begin to imagine why they did this. The Dominique-era uniforms were perfect.

Please, anything but the physics!

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

One of these years, the streak will end, but it’s hard to believe the Spurs somehow got worse this year by adding LMA. I think they’ll figure it out. Though I’m pretty worried that Parker has officially entered the “old point guards are just not good” part of his career.

Lacob’s Splatter

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

You know he just hated that show growing up.