“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

“diamond chain with the Hennessy logo”, this seems like a gross misuse of diamonds

“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!

This is how all 20-year-old references should be done.

How good is Kawhi? Nancy Kerrigan has been moaning his name for over 20 years.

“Everyone does it” isn’t a reason not to crack down when it’s reported, though.

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Norman to Beckham: You trying to get the pipe?

Panthers however use the bat to symbolize “bringing the wood”

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

hehe...solid

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

It's hard going back to college and especially with all the things she's going through. Never thought I say this but thanks Pornhub for doing someone a solid.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

White Dude: Damn, that’s cold.