I only started this because of “scratching their dicks”

Goddammit, you took the words right out of my mouth... They know what they're doing with those headlines. And I don't even particularly like Jameis Winston

When is the Spurs embargo to be lifted? Kawhi has been snuffing out the lives of NBA defenders as well, yet no love :( maybe if his name was Krapsnapz Bazingas...

Fuckin’ Matt Cassel...

I almost totally agree with this assessment, although I will say that I’ve seen at least one video where Ronda displays some goddamn impressive trips and takedowns with speed and finesse. So I’d argue the skills are there. I’m more of the opinion that she got a little lazy or complacent precisely because she was able…

Talk about a well-executed gameplan. Took away the take-down for the most part, didn’t leave an arm out when they scrambled and was intent on finding out if Rousey likes getting hit. I’ve said it before, those videos Ronda was constantly posting of her shadow boxing showed nothing but fast hands with incredibly poor…

Me *looks down in shame*

Oh shit, I didn’t even realize he was a minor. I think TX (where I'm from) has an “any detectable alcohol at all” type of law for underage drinking and driving. Makes a ton more sense all of a sudden. Thanks!

Am I correct in assuming .02 is a little low? I mean, buzzed driving is drunk driving and incredibly dangerous but .02? That sounds like the sort of thing that makes even a single beer with dinner a risky proposition. Thank Jeebus for Uber.

No, no... I think you mean exhaustion! In all seriousness tho, it initially sounded like a mental health issue to me until reading that his team suspended him for conduct detrimental (and I sure as fuck hope they didn’t punish a guy who needs psychiatric help)... Oh well, looks like the season is in full swing already.

You’re good. I was really thinking hard about how I was gonna respond to OP because there are some parts of the argument made that I hadn’t thought about before and felt like I may agree with to a degree. But then I was like “ooh, replies,” and clicked. And I think you hit the nail on the head. It’s a solid analysis,…

Goodnight, sweet prince...

Fuck yeah. That is all.

Also, the Deadspin watermark on the photos was a great touch, lest anyone ELSE try to make a buck off them without first giving y’all props! #exclusive #yousawitherefirst

“In comparing the prior statement with Ms. Holder’s District Court testimony, the State concluded that, in her absence, it did not have sufficient legal basis upon which to introduce the initial statement she provided to law enforcement,”

It’s almost reminiscent of the first year Super Heat and how they sort of stumbled out of the gate, just with smaller personalities and no third superstar. This definitely uncharted territory for the Spurs in that they don’t really have an identity. Gone is that depth and seemingly telepathic understanding this squad…

Ugh... You just made me relive the misery of the final possession all over again. The growing pains... I hope the 50+ win streak remains intact this year.

This comment makes me want to reach for a Tamagachi or some moon shoes.

My thoughts exactly. Even though it was her birthday so the questions was entirely appropriate, I still cringed a little when he asked her, “How old are you?”

“If I see one of you mark fucking bitches,” has got to be one of the greatest openings for a threat ever.