I can only assume, in addition of water and cut-treatment, his corner-care included somebody pouring baby powder down his trunks.

It’s like they used machine learning and their dataset was taken from my morning commute.

MVP goes to the security guard that absolutely ate it when he tripped over the 1st base line

Why would you think an immigration plan would have to have a plan for immigrants? Fake news.

Boling has a killer running form and the dude he walked down will probably spend the rest of his life remembering this race. Lol, unfortunately for me, my high school year book capture just such a moment...it still burns, Al Bundy style. Though I had a love/hate thing for running in the 400m relay, it was generally…

Imagine losing your job for fucking up while discussing someone else losing their job for fucking up.

Damn, I was gonna buy one to keep in the back of my Suburban - you know, for getting around the grocery store. 

When I was younger things like turbos and AWD seemed so exotic.

Can we call screenshots Kraft Singles?

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

Obviously, someone read the title of a JNC article but didn’t bother to actually read it or realize the date it was made.

what do you mean “to bring in clicks” — it’s an infamous video, people know it, here’s the backstory, why he did it, and what kind of shit it got him at the time (and also a ton of interesting context on Japan’s relationship with Ferrari, and the characters involved in that)

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

so you live in a Johnson development too.....

Your landlord sounds like a nice person to have a beer with.

My landlord also lives in the same area as my house and refers to the HOA as the Hitler Youth. They semi-regularly try to ding me for the driveway stain my 20-year-old, 376k-mile truck leaves (it seeps a bit here and there). Landlord takes this in stride and basically tells them unless they want to pony up for…

That’s clearly Norwegian Jiu-Jitsu... because there’s Norway he was actually injured.

Plus you can get the E63S as a wagon too (in the US).