That’d be a great cardboard fort for the kids though

I was thinking about this the other day. I remember there was one episode, I thin he was just trying talk a guy off a ledge, and he kept diving through the window headfirst because he had a harness on and he didn’t give a shit. Makes me laugh still. Now he’s an MMA bro who holds court with weirdos and I like that…

Holy shit. I got a go kart for my son (9 yrs old) with a 212 predator engine(6.5 hp I think). Needed some work from being left outside (carb, exhaust, gas tank, intake, etc.) so I figured I’d upgrade said parts. Never worked on a go kart and thought it’d be fun. Well I put on a stage 1 upgrade and I’m up to around…

Shhh...

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

I’ve busted my own shin on mine when I neglect to take it out. It doesnt take much to remove it.

Ferrari FF

Close your eyes and play the clip and youd swear this was a good kid maad city interlude. 

black guy from the suburbs with a long history of explaining stuff: it essentially means ‘this is your last chance to tell me that you are from my neighborhood or a member of my same clique or a clique that i am cool with; if so, then it would be unacceptable for me to beat the shit out of you, as i am planning on…

Agreed, but this car will be a hybrid, so let’s keep things fair and add a hybrid system to this theoretical 1.6l 3 cyl.   Now suddenly you have all this lowend torque at zero rpms.

Just an Indian burn.

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

When daylight savings time ended, he got an extra hour of jail. I can’t explain the rest.

I’m not crying if my direct marketing mailers are a day late. It just means they miss this weeks recycling run.

had to chuckle about the “failure to maintain lane” charge stuck on there.

The tow hook being installed is a sign too

A more reserved approach could just be an outsourcing of parts manufacturing for Vanquish owners looking to keep their Astons roadworthy, but $26 million seems like a big investment for the parts of one low volume car.

Thats hilarious to me. You buy the car and get X performance. An update comes out to make it sell more higher end versions and you instantly cannot use the car to its full potential.

Time to start up the ole career-ending injury pool