Absolutely it will

No it isn’t. As explained by my wonderful insurance agent - if it is laying on the ground and you hit it, that’s a collision claim, if it’s flying through the air and it hit’s YOU, that’s a comprehensive claim. “That truck tire tread was flying through the air when it hit your car, right? Just came off the truck, right…

The lack of maintenance is worth it right then and there, for a lot of folks. I despise having to work on my bike, so the more time I can spend riding before that, the better.

Indeed. Same with animal strikes. Deer are just self-moving road debris. 

Nope, last time I had a vehicle repaired due to road debris it was classified as a comprehensive claim. 

In the video we can see where whatever debris Donald ran over punctured the plastic pan under the car, a pan that’s more there for aero purposes than protection. It’s not a skid plate.

Making a non-replaceable critical part out of brittle plastic on the leading edge is just an incredible series of bad design decisions that probably saved them like $3 per car.

I’m confused, is that song supposed to be a positive statement for this? Besides that, I can safely say I’ve never once had to listen to it - I can safely ignore it no problem. Unless I’m a terrible driver, I’m going to have eyes on this attention-whore of a minivan though, no matter what. Then there’s also the further…

The big tube exploded right after passing 69 on Big Beaver. Made a mess all over the road. A real sticky situation. Good thing the barrier stayed erect.

I have built a mental picture of this woman based on this article. Blonde, 40ish, stuck in the 90's, etc. 

The rest of the sisters have asked me to stop. Apparently we are “not that kind of convent.”

I’m glad you recognized it for the joke that it is, and I’ll be sure to tailor future comments to suit your tastes.

Black people aren’t being gunned down in Maine. There are barely any black people in Maine to start with - 1.38% of the population. And the majority of those who are here are actual Africans. Big Somali population sponsored by the Lutheran church. And they keep to themselves.

That is so true. Particularly when it comes to women who choose to be topless in Maine in public. Portland had a topless parade a number of years back...

The whole purpose of the federal First Amendment (at least as it pertains to speech) is that it protects speech that some people might find offensive.

SNL-LOL’s First Theorem of Everything:

When you read “Maine lawmakers” as ‘Marine lawnmowers’ it is probably bedtime.

Her kids must love being dropped off at school in the tit mobile.

I’d have to see them before I can offer an opinion on whether or not they should, in fact, be out.