That’d be cool, barring one factor: The tools would have excessively large batteries, or the bike would have excessively small ones.

I never knew you were a fellow Canuck, that’s awesome! There’s like, half the country on Jalopnik, I’ve seen at least a dozen Canadians on here.

Even there... My wife is Chilean, and her entire country was immunized and done before we’d even finished the wave of vaccines for people with compromised immune systems, which was one of the first groups to get the vaccine. We’ve been doing terrible at managing this.

Yup. My own province gave people the option to meet up outdoors in groups of ten... Two days before banning restaurants from accepting people inside. We’re only just now starting to ban people from travelling to the country outright.

The issue you’d run in to would be the same: Once the plastic expands, it’s game over. Only difference here being that the plastic will push the sheetmetal in to the walls first.

I can’t not give that a star, obviously.

Oh my god, I love it all. What a glorious machine. And $10K?

Yes, thank goodness Tesla hasn’t been pulling terrible crap themselves, so the consumer is completely protected... Oh, wait.

Once again, if we use our imagination, we could almost picture a world where Polaris is already using Zero batteries in their electric side-by-side, and where Zero has a bunch of boutique brands using their batteries as well. Heck, we could just imagine that Zero is aiming to be the electric battery standard for other…

I’m not sure how much I’d trust a 4X4 truck offroad when I’ve got 3/4 of a ton above the top of the wheel. I’d be worrying about a sneeze causing a rollover.

The one that would fit my tiny truck is 1,356 pounds, and that weight is exclusively above the axle line (Hell, it’s exclusively above the top of the wheel itself). Even ignoring payload considerations (Which it’s also considerably above, in the case of my truck which they themselves recommend it for), that’s a…

Tomorrow’s Slideshow: Here’s the top five cars you thought should be reviewed first.

Eh, hard disagree, personally.

Yeah, Jesus... I could get a way nicer fifth wheel for that cost, and not have to worry about destroying my roof, nor flipping easily. That valuation is stunningly stupid.

Just imagine if there was entire brands of EV Bikes, using names like “Zero” or “Energica”. Heck, imagine if some of the bigger players like KTM and Harley Davidson made electric bikes!

Agreed. But in the sense that “Only the rich will be allowed to drive” if the EU has its way.

Ew.

Makes sense. Tesla fanatics have to be the most obnoxious of any brand I’m aware of. They’re doing more to kill Tesla than anything else.

Dunno man. I liked three things as a kid, and now I’ve had to live with the name Tristan ever since.

Oh for sure: If you’re going electric, it had better be your daily driver, because otherwise you’ll never recover your investment over a gas bike.