Yeah, sure thing cupcake.

Fun fact..this has nothing to do with Network Neutrality.

No it doesn't. That was a stupid quote 20 years ago and it's stupid now.

So the point is that Giz thinks its ok to steal if it's a bad movie?

Just because everyone hates Gawker's redesigns doesn't mean they hate every redesign.

Why would anyone give a shit what this clown thinks?

Maybe they should make murder illegal then?

Oh really? I thought I had to read every single thing on here. Thanks for clearing that up.

Dear Gizmodo,

Well, there are lots of illegal immigrants in this country that would like to stay.....

Glad too see he will have something to do after the next election.

No it's not.

Yeah but this hurt Sammie widdle fweeings.

Oh that's ok... their Republicans? Remember after that congressgal got shot and Democrats demanded everyone tone down their rhetoric? Yeah, that lasted about 30 minutes.

Why do you like to shit from USA Today? You know, it's funny if you actually read the shitty story it says that 38% believe workplace incivility is increasing. So the vast majority don't think that's true, apparently. I guess, "Work about the same as ever" isn't much of a headline.

Why are you re-reporting their shitty press release then?

Shouldn't a story titled "Who Is Really Snuffing Out American Innovation?" provide one iota of evidence that America is less innovative today than in the past?

That's odd.. if Variety is to be believed Hix Nix Stix Flix...

Gays have better lobbyists...that's why.

Isn't satire supposed to be funny?