romastylee
romastylee
romastylee

I FIGURED IT OUT. Putin's actually the Hamburgler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, in Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! So, they might have some legitimate public safety concerns here...

Nah, I was just way out of his league. I gave him a perfectly good chance and he was boring, only trading on his good looks and not actually applying any skill. I reserve the right to toss anyone out of my bed at any time. Causing a collision between multiple pieces of my furniture is immediate grounds for being told

DOOD, "Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please" is going to be my new feminist rallying cry. Every time I see some shit like this.

REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

OMG I JUST SAW YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME. I love you.

Donk-o-rama Yam Hammers.

flavor #2: donkey sauce to the max.

Now we are both angry at the internet.

"I should not have googled "Knotting."

"I used Kinja once. It was awful."