HAHA your name!!

I'm tittering with glee in anticipation of your taste test.

Or, we can blame what's actually responsible: the culture and system that allowed this not just to happen, but to be commonplace. Check some of the other comments on this post — this shit happens ALL THE TIME. This isn't some isolated incident.

Oh yeah, a real prince.

Everybody who says they are sick is probably really just hungover and trying to get out of working through something they have brought upon themselves. This is what an old boss I had used to believe. No one was ever sick, they were all just irresponsible for getting wasted the night before :(

I'm not cute. I'm fucking drop dead gorgeous.

Oh, HARDEE'S is still around. This is actually my local Hardee's. They are REAL into Christmas.

True story; I once got banned on Jezebel for using all caps like this in a comment. It was an automatic thing that would get you zapped, no question. What can I say, I like using all caps! Funny how times have changed, isn't it?

Never change. <3

Please explain where I claimed men were overrepresented in prisons. Or did you just mean people in the US vs. other countries? Because I can pretty easily point out how that's relevant.

Do you work for Aramark in catering one of the many prisons for which they were the lowest bidder? Perhaps you think one of the numerous reputable sources I use is bullshit? Please. Do tell.

You know what the kicker was? I caught ANOTHER misspelling I'd put in there that did this same thing. Somehow I missed the one in the freaking lede.