romastylee
romastylee
romastylee

Maybe they're rushing the proposal because they're worried her uterus is getting...

I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.

PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.

Here, for you:

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WEAR PINK DRESSES

Summary of most comments (that I can see, thanks nuKinja)

This bitchy resting face is the BEST.

My uterus just spontaneously expelled my IUD. thanks a lot!

I'm right there with you. We as a society just have to find a better way to protect our kids.

Yeah, but they've got a nearly impossible job. Kids behave in a lot of ways, and you'd never sell "subdued" as a reason for action. They have to be aware of the necessity of making reports stick, and they have to be aware of the damage a false report can cause. It's a shitty call all around.

AHAHAHAHAHA suffer with me fools!

They "age well"? Oh. Dude. They age well. What—like cheese?

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.