Oh it does, doesn't it?

Oh, shit! What other nuggets of wisdom do you have for those who don't know?

Oo it would be so cool if we had a graphic e-card style invite to hand out when people go above and beyond awesome.

You are the fucking most awesome person EVER for this comment and I don't even know you.

Not sad at ALL. Because you know why... But I thought it was for real at first, too, and I died a little, but then I kept reading and when I realized it was sarcasm I literally teared up I was so grateful.

Do DJ dudes have to pass some kind of douchebaggery Litmus test? One of my DJ friends recently posted on his Facebook that women need to stop wearing high-waisted shorts because they make his penis sad. I mean, I understand the desire to "stand out" and be "shocking" but I think a lot of DJ guys think that just…

I'm just sayin', Miracle Max was kiiiiiinda shady.... :D

Miracle Max did it first!

This pot smoker gender gap thing surprised me when I first read about it. I've always experienced a much more equal ratio.

HAHA. That sounds bad. It would probably take all my self-control not to knock the damn yogurt container out of her hand.

Speaking of yogurt, the sound of someone stirring yogurt with a spoon is the most fucking disgusting sound on the planet. It almost drives me to the point of violence. squick squick gloop squelch squick gloop gloop OMG STOP.

Oh my lord. I laughed so hard at this whole exchange that my abs are cramping up. I really have to read the mainpage more 'cuz ya'll get up to some shit, over here.

Yup. It all needs to stop. Just, stop. (and LOL @ "die in a fire")

I like this very much. Yes, it makes me feel horrible when people comment on my body and like all the effort I've made to try and maintain a healthy weight has been for nothing. That should not happen.

....Fat-shaming is taboo? HUH? I would like to know, too, what planet she is living on.

I didn't realize this was a new thing. I used to see this all the time in my old hood, but that might just be because my old hood is.... the way it is.

I never thought I would love a Lindy movie article harder than I loved the Titanic review but this article just made my LIFE COMPLETE!!!

WOW your goading totally worked! This is awesome! (You are, too. =))

Wow he sounds like such a charming fellow....

What do you say to a guy like that?