This article is so damn good I had to pause my music while I read it.

I propose "hyperbiborexia."

Old Cosmos are racist as fuuuuuuhh....

I feel such a profound admiration for this woman. This is a wrenching account of brutality and the frequency of these assaults is nauseating.

O damn, that baggie of cocaine looks so good up there. Can I vote for it again and again and again?

The Cosmo article? That wasn't a direct quote, just my hyperbolic paraphrasing, but it's basically what the article boiled down to. A hooked nose indicates a duplicitous character, a downward slanting mouth indicates a person's propensity for for being unreasonable or always dissatisfied, or something.

So like, physiognomy, right?

Yup, I feel your pain on this one. My last Goodwill trip showed a distinctly different demographic than usual. Which I guess isn't bad, but I'm just not used to dodging gaggles of hipfolk while I'm shopping for deals. Unless it's Halloween time.

I have no idea why people do this, but it goes way back, right? Like, jeans used to be a poor people thing, and ripped up jeans meant you were too poor to buy new jeans, and then all of a sudden it's like you're paying major bucks for each rip in your jeans because it became all the rage.

It sounds like Zumos are basically caffeine pills.... I never knew you could get that kind of a rush from caffeine.

LIL WAYNE IS OKAY.

KIT LYLAS!!

100% agree with this.

LOL Miley....

"Was President Lincoln okay?"

I clicked on the link to look at the rest of the photos in the series and it really is like a slap in the face when the redface one pops up.

Another wonderful Lindy article!

Christ, this is awesome.

What about "totes"!? (That one drives me a special kind of crazy.)

Man, compared to that other guy this guy looks like a teddy bear.