Don’t take of the helmet but DO open the visor.

she was as broke as I was and had two daughters and a parrot to feed.

Not a Car but a Ride on Motorized Picnic Table Built from a Riding Mower.

The only redeeming quality about Brooklyn is Captain America AND HE’S NOT REAL AND WHAT KINDA BABYBACK BITCH GETS FROZEN FOR 75 YEARS ANYWAY.

Gimme the late 80s angles and fender flares.

That moment when you realize a man’s shift knob is bigger than your own knob.

I’m all for doing your own thing, but I can’t even with this car.

You mean that noise that everyone hates except for the dumbasses going 60mph through the suburbs in gigantic trucks trying to feel cool?

Or people in cars with inferiority complexes.

Silly me, I was under the impression that “not endangering the welfare of a child” was a basic law that applied to everybody. I guess addicts get exemptions now!

Works for me.

BRING BACK (actually) SMALL PICKUPS

That’s no doubt true. It’s also true that a lot of dealership salesmen are two-faced jackasses themselves.

Boy? Camaro.

Nico? Really? I have never heard that as a girl’s name.

Not even kidding, I nearly ended up being called Austin because of my father’s infatuation with Austin-Healey bugeye sprites.

XR4Ti.

I mean, you might not be racist, but being Taiwanese sort of lends you to even more potential bias.

I’m Swedish and I think we can still all be friends. Have a meatball.

No need for this. My wife being an author is constantly looking up crap that I am sure puts my IP address on a govt watchlist. How to make bombs, pick locks, dispose of bodies, details on revolutions and subversive government organizations, etc.