I’m a teen that did this, and can confirm it works.

@dog_rates on twitter, but don’t quote me on it.

Excuse how dirty my lens was. Charlotte C&C, July 1st.

I was there too!

What? Dude, I paid 300 bucks and new battery for my 96 Eclipse. And mine sounds like it’s in better condition. That guy needs his head checked.

I hope someone does donuts in this car outside your house while blasting PWR BTTM.

You have a girlfriend, right? (long time jalopnik lurker, i’m not stalking you lol)

Here’s an opinion you didn’t ask for: yellow looks better on econobox hatchbacks than it does on sports cars.

Even if I could afford it, I wouldn’t buy it because I don’t want that much money, or really any money at all, going to him. HOWEVER, if this car somehow got into my possession and I knew the history, I’d make it a Moab Beetle and deck it out in pro-(insert all groups that were targeted during the holocaust here) and…

I considered getting one of these for my first car, actually. I never brought it up to my parents because I knew they’d go “LOL NO” and I was scared of the RHD.

All Tom does is write articles with no statistical backing about how terrible millennials are. We’re gonna need a whole lotta tea.

I think he (or his wife) would drive a Mercury Monterey. A silver, Premier trim, Monterey with those MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN and ~*i’m a person, not a choice, pro-life*~ stickers on it. Oh, and a bumper sticker from whatever private Christian K-12 academy his kids go to. A Jesus fish is definitely on that car…

I’m a senior, so here’s what the (upper-middle class) kids are driving these days: ACCORDS (so many), hand me down SUVs (so many), a few BMWs and Audis (bmw guy is alright, audi guy is a rabid dickhead), Jeeps galore, civics, a few Rams (both drivers are shitty), a Honda CRZ, convertible VW new beetle, convertible…

am i having a stroke

I don’t know about “major mental breakdown” but I think about halfway through his term he’ll resign because “waaaah this is too hard and nobody will let me be an incendiary garbage bag”.

As the third owner of a 2g eclipse, I agree. And mine is a less ricey example than most.

Whew, where do I start?

It’s great, isn’t it?

Hear the crashing of the Mustang’s tonight...

As somebody who goes to Ardrey Kell, he’s really not. I didn’t even know this kid existed until today. There’s ~3,000 kids at this school, so popularity is nearly impossible.