Ladies, I’m loving and agreeing with all the Keanu posts, but where are the pictures?? It’s time someone else started having a good week besides our dickhead president.

I hate my birthday because trying to do anything with people is always a let down. It’s partially my own fault because I get so stressed from it coming up and wanting not to be disappointed that I get in my head. My friends are banned from my birthday because all I do is make them miserable and then have to apologize a…

“People like your friend’s wives.”

I also am completely perplexed as to what the point of this was, other than to say Netflix makes his job harder.

FOUND IT!

Lol. Look into my “came with the apartment” cheapo white fridge with so, so much cheese, old chinese delivery rice, and turkey wings I meant to cook.

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I feel like some people here in the comments need to find a better bank. I exclusively use credit unions, and in the past 8 years I’ve had fraud charges show up twice at my current CU, and they notified me of the charges, refunded me the money that day, and had a new card to me within a couple days.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

I hooked up with this guy I met off Match when I was living in Austin. He’d wanted to call me to go on a second date but was leaving town for a month for a work thing. In the intervening month I moved to Colorado with no warning and told him I couldn’t see him again because ain’t nobody gonna do long distance after 1…

When I saw all the big headlines about her anti-Semitic tweet and then finally read it, I was like “That’s it?”. Now, yes, it is a negative and racist stereotype to conflate Jews with money, but can we just talk about money in lobbying groups? How come 99% of Congress seems to fully support Israel? Can we not…

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

Your Gossip Girl reboot is not going to happen any time soon.

It’s usually something like a whole extra $30 to upgrade to non-basic-but-not-plus economy, which basically lets you pick your seat. She could have forgone three salads for her window seat.

This isn’t quite right- the gap between first class and economy prices is too large to allow any flexibility between them. The problem is not what we choose but that there aren't really any choices left. All the airlines have small seats. They all treat us like shit. But given that the four of them have divided up the…

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

If anyone is curious, my recipe is riff on on this one. I made it in an Instant Pot and threw it in the oven afterwards to brown a little on the top for aesthetic purposes, but the whole dish can be done in the oven as well.

WHO MADE THAT BATHROBE?!?!  /s

So wearing prairie dresses is racist. Wearing styles with an urban/black/latina influence is racist. Wearing cheap clothes sewn by some Thai woman making $0.25 a day is definitely racist. (I actually agree with that last one.)