I’m in the Midwest, and as far as I know there actually are still a few here.
Hmm, the leadership of the company that makes bras out of precious stones and reified the “sexy angel” concept is out of touch and kind of gross?
In 2018? I expected to hear about a 70-year-old man in far too much touch with young women.
What did you expect?
You have brought shame on your family for generations to come.
I’m so sorry for your loss.
ha ha ha, you’re right! I can’t tell any of the Chris white guys apart except the one that plays Thor. The others all look the same to me. It’s Captain Kirk, Captain America, and the one that hangs with the raccoon. This one is Kirk, right? lol
A few friends and I had just finished having brunch on the upper west side after staying out way too late the night before doing terrible things to our brains at a jam band concert. We were delirious, had to wear our sunglasses throughout brunch, and probably looked/smelled like our true dirty hippie selves. Anyway,…
At an art gallery, the opening reception for my art exhibit:
Bette Midler walks in, followed closely by an entourage of well dressed people.
She says aloud, to no one in particular, “Oh no, this is not it. This is not where I want to be at all.” And walks out, the hangers on following.
By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.
I immediately stopped in my…
Many years ago near Union Square, I saw a very familiar looking woman who I was certain was a girl I’d met in one of my college lecture classes. It’d been almost a year since we’d last seen each other, so I darted right up, arms out ready to hug her and exclaimed, “Hey!” In that split second, she kinda scrunched up…
Anthony Hopkins and Gwyneth Paltrow were filming a movie on my college campus freshman year. The most contact I had was making polite eye contact with Gwyneth Paltrow one day, but my friend got caught by Anthony Hopkins stealing an apple from an unattended crafts services table. Hopkins said “Did you just steal that…
Just when you think you can’t love this incredible woman any more.
I’m taking immense pleasure in the fact that my homophobic father’s home state is now being governed by an openly gay man. Congrats, Colorado!
Scott Walker is out so I’m happy about that.
This Chanel bag is literally the highlight of my life and not for a moment do I regret spending a cool $5,500 on it.
I once got Mozzarella sticks with my dinner at Applebees
ok I have two.
My most extravagant purchases have probably all been meals: prix fixe meals at fancy restaurants that I couldn’t afford, but put on the credit card nonetheless. Typically we’re talking $400-$500 for dinner for two. I’ve probably done it three or four times.