This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

They were going to watch “The Blind Side” but Betsy got scared that one of the kids would want her to adopt them after seeing it.  

No self-respecting woman would sleep with a man who shows up at her house wearing JNCOs...

this is so obviously fake.

My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.

Kanye?

I wanted to be Cher and Dionne so badly. I even wanted to get my nose pierced, but my mom was like, no you’re 10. Really disappointing that Dionne grew up to be Stacey Dash.

Just some passionate, patriotic individuals. People who love their nation. Nationalists, I believe they’re called.

IDK, they’re honestly interchangable to me.

I for one is happy Perry and Bloom may take their relationship to the next level.

I simply can’t imagine having to live with Katy Perry every day. She just seems so extra extra that the drama would never stop. Good luck Orlando my one-time LOTR crush.

If I ever saw 3 lionesses coming at me like that I would assume I was as good as dead. I mean, hell, if I ever saw 3 house cats coming at me like that I would assume I was as good as dead

amazed this wasn’t the first reply:

I share your fear - I once saw this VHS cover in the corner video place and was pretty much traumatized for life:

My great grandmother lived to be 99 years old and she did it by living harder than anyone else in the family. Her house had no indoor plumbing, and she’d haul water from the town reservoir every day. Her toilet was a bench with a hole in it set over a latrine that had been dug underneath the house. And this, dear…

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

Thoughts and prayers!

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

This is such a blatant rip-off of the Babadook: but Orange so, yay, perfect for Halloween.

Tell me that thing isn't pumpkin spice flavored