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So I’ve been severely triggered this week. I have been sexually assualted 3 times in my life but the one that resonated with me most this week was when I was 16. I was at a small gathering (8-10 people) drinking Coronas. My best friends boyfriend was there but she was not. I went outside to have a cigarette and he

Yesterday, I was sobbing at my desk over the absolutely toxic work culture in my office and repeatedly telling co-workers “I’m fine.” It was obvious it’s not fine. It’s also something you can’t talk about so it needs to be fine. There’s no other choice but to go on in silent agony. 

Truth. I and the women in my life routinely use “it’s fine” as a phrase that means “it’s absolutely not fine, but it’s not worth the drama that the truth will bring up.”

I was thrilled that (at least for now) Simone’s presence didn’t create a petty love triangle. I feel like that’s probably Trevor’s first task in the next episode.

Nice of Tahani to even offer, and I like how Eleanor’s unbeatable radar for bullshirt knows Kamilah isn’t all that great.

I loved how Tahani after initially resignedly saying she could *probably* get Eleanor Kamila’s autograph, instead lit up when Eleanor professed disinterest in her sister. That *definitely* started things off on the right foot for them.

seriously, is there anything Eleanor could have said to Tahani that was more romantic than saying she never really cared about Kamilah anyway?

They seem to be doing so well. I love their passion for carrying on Steve’s legacy and Robert is an absolute joy to watch when he talks about animals. I wish them so much peace and happiness. 

The Irwin kids make me happy.

Right?? Holy shit, the knife that cuts closest, cuts deepest.

Brutal. 

Becky Leeman + Tracy Flick = Jojo Siwa

I’m gonna just take a moment to appreciate how happy I am that Matthew Rhys won.  The Americans never got enough love but it’s up there with Breaking Bad as one of my all time favorites.  Anyway, my head always nearly exploded when I’d remember that Matthew Rhys was a Welsh guy who was pretending to be Russian who was

Julia Louis-Dreyfus for president!!!

Now playing

AGH. I forgot Conan Sings A Lullaby. Always loved that.

she’s a “normal 15-year-old girl”

Okay, it downloaded! Feast your eyes on all this HOT JOJO SILWA GOSS.

What’s Jojo sayin now?

I gotcha covered (oh god, I swear pun was not intended)! The Los Angeles County library system has a wide variety of magazines you can read online, and J-14 is inexplicably one of them. They’re having a bit of a server problem right now so I wasn’t able to download it, but here’s the cover for all your Jojo needs.

Whenever I read about Samantha going off on a bitchy rant about how Meghan needs to show some respect and be a nicer person, I’m reminded of Many Moore’s character in Saved!