McKay/Ferrell/McKay:

I must know more about Glenn Close’s close call with that cult, Closer!

Definitely sounds like a lot more fun than The Conners

Gigi’s Moschino veil is no giant bow of JoJo Silwa. Julia’s blouse WISHES it had the power of a JoJo bow.

Is Michael’s broken TV up for auction?

Beginning to think JoJo Siwa might not have friends, fake or otherwise? Hmm...

Somehow that doll is LESS creepy/dead eyed than the real JoJo?

I’m honestly kind of scared that JoJo knows I shittalked her bows last week...?  

I want to meet a baby Ethel! Or better yet, tween Ethel! And Rhoda! And Laverne! Shirley! Edna! Name your kid MurphyBrown!

I don’t know who JoJo Silwa is, but I have to assume that her scalp hurts a lot. I’m feeling sympathy scalp pains and I think they’re mostly due to that bow. Ariana’s ponytail is probably equally tight if not tighter but that’s not as triggering?

unfortunately no sign of beloved character actress margo martindale in the trailer, but i’ve got my fingers crossed for her dramatic return

I watched Before Sunrise for the first time on a plane last month and while I thought the movie as a whole was charming he was still rather punchable. That’s part of what makes Training Day work so well — he’s so punchable and Denzel Washington is so the opposite of punchable, so at first it’s kinda fun/satisfying to…

*sigh* anyone else remember that Dirt Bag with the paparazzi pics of Liev Schrieber palming that sander and walking his tiny dog? that was a good day.

So good (also so weird seeing Matt Walsh without a mustache)

I just watched it today and was blown away. Brutal, biting, brilliant. Everyone should see it (also I’m so glad she included some footage of her petting her dogs at the end because I needed something to help me calm down a little after all that...)

I’m sure the Olsen twins have some feelings about the push for Starbucks to ban plastic straws...

Suri Cruise is 12?!!! Wow, time flies.