I celebrated five years sober on Wednesday. It still feels surreal sometimes. My daughter wrote the most beautiful, touching note to me. It was the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Been a rough week emotionally, these sexual assault revelations are super tough and bring up a lot of stuff. Hope everyone is doing okay.

What are you guys watching right now?

It sucks that Anna Paquin even has to justify why she didn’t talk about the incident sooner. Not only was it not her story to tell (especially given the fact that it involved Ellen Page’s sexuality and she only recently came out) but also IT SHOULD NOT BE A WOMAN’S JOB TO POLICE THE VILE BEHAVIOR OF MEN IN THEIR…

I think we can all agree that this is probably the least surprising of all of the recent revelations.

The ocean is for winners! You’re for tools!

Who else is having flashbacks to last election when we were all in the comments like “wtffffffff”

I hate the ocean. It’s for tools!

I will forever think of Chloe Grace Moretz as Jack Donaghy’s greatest nemesis on 30 Rock. May Kaylie Hooper and Brooklyn Beckham be the world’s most angsty teen couple.

and I thought her name was short for Cardigan, just like in Old Navy commercial. 

Holy crap, they really look alike!

Le Sansa

BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

The daughter a I on our quest to Mordor.

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

Two elsas and Olaf!

OMG I missed that how fucking dare she

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!