My sister got me hooked on Saccone-Jolys last summer…I can't resist cute kids with British accents. Emilia reminds me of myself at that age (oldest child, total ham) and Eduardo is a CHERUB. I always fast-forward through the parents talking — Jonathan's not bad ("lads"), but Anna…dear god…her monologues are soooo…

Dallas Buyers Club. Watching their bodies made me hurt.

I saw it on a first date when I was in high school. It was excruciating.

I saw Click.
CLICK.
And I had to stay through the whole thing because I was with a friend.

I love Michael Scott. S2, E18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"…when he's bonding with Toby's daughter.

I remember listening to Robyn is Here on my discman until I'd memorized every track. Maybe I should re-visit it.

whoops. *it's been a while…* since I last listened

Marc Maron is 72. Pete Holmes is 18. Scott Aukerman is 1,000. T.J. Miller is 7.

Little Caesar's is awful, but the WORST pizza I've ever had was from Godfather's Pizza. It was late and I was drunk and alone in my garden studio apartment. I can't remember what it tasted like, but every bite reminded me of Herman Cain.

"Frolic" by Luciano Michelini (a.k.a. the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme)

i want someone to edit the audio so it's Martin Crieff from Cabin Pressure helping Eurus land the plane

and if you liked Eurus's hairstyle/scary wells, watch The Ring!

if you die, you gotta make sure your kid "knows the dealio…the dealio of life."
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

this episode makes me wish sherlock&john had wound up in jail for making fun of a fat guy getting mugged. even THAT would've been better than this saw rip-off.

I thought The Invitation was a little tooo slow, but I still liked it (I watched it on Netflix). For one thing, it was pretty — I love california lifestyle porn on a cold chicago evening. I also listen to The Crab Feast podcast on a regular basis, so my favorite part was Jay Larson, who I'd only previously known as…

I wouldn't say 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' is a great "film," but it was a really fun movie. I don't see stuff in theaters very often, but the movies I DID happen to catch in 2016 were consistently enjoyable: 10 Cloverfield Lane, Don't Think Twice, Doctor Strange, Finding Dory…even The Accountant, which…

I watched Die Hard for the very first time last weekend. It more than lived up to its reputation.

Laurie Metcalf. Quite possibly the most incredible performance I've ever seen on television.

I also fell in love with Ólafur Darri Ólafsson as Scott.

Let's make 2017 the Year of PB Livin'