This post reminds me of switch day, when Jez was killing it all damn day and put Deadspin to shame.

I’m having to share this with others at work, to explain why I am in tears right now. It’s lovely.

My coworker could hear her neighbor through the wall yesterday, talking to Alexa. They were trying to get their Echo to play a song using voice commands, “Alexa, play (some song)“ and it played “Danger Zone”. They kept trying to get it to play a different song, but it just kept restarting “Danger Zone”.

I’ll never forget hearing the cheers from the street. For a week after that election, cars were driving through my neighborhood, honking in celebration. It was such a great time to be alive.

In the future two Earth astronauts land to explore a planet that is entirely purple. The skies, the flora and fauna, the water. Everything is purple.

Besides the tentacle monster, which is creepy and stupid to add, who else is a rapist? All sex must be consensual in Aincrad. It may not be totally covered in the show, but I think it was mentioned before Kirito and Asuna hooked up. Which also indicates the tentacle monster could not rape - they had to change their…

Glad you’re being honest. But you still deserve those stars! =)

This deserves so many stars. Wow - this made my night.

I bought a DK2 and while I was already leaning towards the Vive, this seals the deal.

I think I read elsewhere that Rockstar confirmed that story. But I’m too lazy to look for it. I could also be wrong.

I agree.

It’s not Upton. Here is the story.

No food makes me think of sex. Although, I suppose Cooter Cheese kinda does, but is that even a thing? I really hope it’s not a thing.

The first time I played Hearts of Waifu with a friend, I spent at least 70% of the time giggling on TS.

WHAT?! No slow sad numbers? Um. “It’s quiet uptown” had me in tears the first 30 times I listened to it. “Who lives, who dies, who tells your story” had me in tears the first 20 times. The middle of the second half to the end is so sad that my friends and I have had to switch the album to avoid it.

I always smile when I get utensils for two included in my bag, as it indicates their thoughtfulness.

Has anyone had their libido soar after you hit 30? I used to masturbate once a day usually, even with a girlfriend. Sometimes I’d skip it...

This deserves more stars!

Wow! This is far more terrifying than much of what I’ve seen in all of Dark Souls.

He was a notorious womanizer.