Way Down Yonder in Reese’s Coochie

Way Down Yonder in Reese’s Coochie

Southern Discomfort

Same. And now the higher my hair, the less I felt like fucking with it that morning.

That would be Paul Ryan. And given his stance lately, I’d say a typical day in the Pence-Ryan White House would look something like this.

What in the ACTUAL FUCK?!? I’m about 4 hours from there, and that sounds craaaazy fun. Not that I can get my wuss family to go, but maybe someday...

I feel like the scene in the van would look something like this if there were cameras.

I live in the Baltimore ‘burbs these days, and my kid just started middle school. She was leery of the place from the beginning because she saw three fights in as many days within the first damn week.

Exactly. Seriously, fuck clownsplaining.

Not about being An Old (haha), but the rest is true. I’ve been to therapy — it doesn’t help. Meds keep my head above water — barely.

Sad to say, I am An Old and am not familiar with his music, but I’m more than familiar with his struggle. It’s not shameful to suffer like he (and I) does, and it’s so brave of him to open up. Whenever I try, my abusive psychologist husband tries to diagnose me with things that are far worse. I don’t seek treatment as…

And today of all days!

Apparently I can only reply in gifs, because OHMYGOD how can you make clowning/costumes a) a lucrative side business and b) a “serious” business with a “code”? And still BE in business these days?

Oh, man. Seriously?!?

JESUS H. BALD-HEADED CHRIST. Are you OK? What happened after that?

LORD HAMMERCY. I had no idea!

“An” autistic...”the” autism...it’s funny, dude! :) It’s like adding an article in front of whatever condition people are talking about adds gravitas. “The cancer...” and so forth. :)

“The” autism. Heh.

I’m following someone else’s lead downthread and going with my ride-or-die CC cream from it Cosmetics. I think it’s about $40 and lasts me 8-9 months. That seems spendy for me, but it really isn’t because I stretch it out so far.

I’m following someone else’s lead downthread and going with my ride-or-die CC cream from it Cosmetics. I think it’s…

Yep.