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rollsnideroll
rollsnideroll
Jun 10 2019
30

This is actually a really fair point. These people are dreadful but they have been consistent supporters of reproductive rights. That’s all the more reason this party is fucked up—you know exactly what the fuck is at stake and you’re like LOL rape and forced pregnancy! Make it a theme drink! (Although I’ve always Read more

Jun 10 2019
13

This is Irina Shayk’s traveling outfit: a button-up jumpsuit. Try keeping the top half off the bathroom floor, which even in first class is still gonna be nasty.

Jun 10 2019
75

There is so much dumb in this world, the only ray of sunshine is Keanu.

Jun 6 2019
59

Truly, I just mumbled out loud while reading this, “it must be some type of a neurotoxin!” when I got to the part about her hands being numb, and my husband looked up, laughed, and said, “what the heck are you talking about?” Read more

Jun 6 2019
55

The Stand! That wonderful, terrifying book has haunted me for decades. The scene (I don’t think you can have a spoiler for a book that was written 40 years ago, but still, stop right here if you’re eagerly looking at a new copy and thinking “what COULD this be about?” ...) where the car the infected lab worker and his Read more

May 28 2019
249

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

May 28 2019
444

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea??? Read more

May 28 2019
220

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

May 28 2019
699

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

May 28 2019
357

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

Apr 11 2019
7

She’s cool enough, these bad boys are in her regular rotation. The high school kids would whisper about them.

Apr 11 2019
28

That experience is a universal, anatomical, physical truth.

Everyone reading this who wears heels higher than an inch and a half *now* should heed your words and stop or severely limit wearing them BEFORE they ruin their feet and have no choice.

Apr 11 2019
69

And in the same vein, these babies (and their close-toed bootie-style counterpart that I thought were the height of cool ca. 1999, but can’t seem to find a pic of):

Apr 11 2019
5

I definitely wore these with my parochial school uniform in the ‘90's/early ‘00's. As with everything else from parochial school, I will never, ever touch them again BUT I do not begrudge anyone who chooses to wear them today. The height/stability ratio of these puppies is off the charts.

Apr 11 2019
27

No because I wrecked my feet with heels in my 20s and can only wear flats or near-flats now.