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That’s AWFUL. Ugh, it’s so, so contagious.

Yikes. Absolutely. People have to stop thinking they’re invincible and that a healthy lifestyle can protect them from germs.

I’m glad it wasn’t anything worse than rotavirus that helped to convince her. This could have had a much more tragic ending.

#notalllionfish?

CeraVe 4 LYFE. All over in different formulations. Regular body stuff for body (although I’m not remotely picky about what goes on my body, just my face) and anti-aging/sunscreen/eye cream for my face because I am The Old.

Well, I’d better dig out my air cast from spraining my ankle a couple summers ago! But I have to pair it with Chacos — is that too tacky?

Donald Trump would fill his Cabinet with garbage people just about as repugnant as him?!?

OK.

I dated a hairy guy in college who these pants remind me of. We literally called him “Hair Pants” because he had hair literally EVERYWHERE pants cover on one’s skin.

I attended (and was honored to be given a reading in!) my BFF’s son’s bar mitzvah last weekend. It was my first experience attending any sort of Jewish religious service, and I thought it was amazing and beautiful! What a lovely ritual it and the kid freaking rocked it! :)

I’m having a LOT of trouble with the topography. If they’re anywhere near Roanoke, then they’d be at sea level where there are literally NO mountains or redwoods. I grew up two hours due north of there, and that’s not what it looks like. At all.

I can do this all day. ;)

The creek is in a desert or other uninhabitable place that dogs cannot reach, yet the turds still are there. My theory, anyway.

a dry creek bed mysteriously studded with dog turds

Good idea! Then maybe Trump bobbleheads and dolls with the faces of deplorable people pasted on — I’m thinking Pence, George Zimmerman, Brock Turner...people like that.

I want to make a Basket of Deplorables Halloween costume this year, but I’m not sure how to go about it.

Not just you. I’m learning the nuances, which basically boil down to shade vs. read. Like, Khloe could have been throwing shade at Blac Chyna, but she was straight reading Kim. It’s subtlety vs. outright insult if I’m interpreting it correctly.

First, imagine it on the playground. Consult an immature friend (like me) to come up with the worst nicknames possible, if any. If you still like the name, then move on to adult scenarios. :)

I think Josephine was a family name that they kind of hated but felt obligated to use.

Posey is great! I have a friend who named her daughter Josephine, but she goes by Posey.