There’s a market for coaching freshmen through sorority recruitment, so I definitely don’t doubt folks can be hired for dorm rooms.

We have to deal with Trump these days; do we really need this other abomination?

She was my first thought. Somewhere, she is sympathetically gagging.

I will take two Australias, a New Zealand and a United States.

I had no idea. Nor did I have any idea the female commentator was such a hater. I’d see a dive and be like, “OMG, they TOTALLY nailed it!”

I’m not at all surprised that Snoop was cool. Of course he is! :)

I’m basically gonna watch anything Snoop — this in particular. But when is his animal documentary show coming out? Or was that just a rumor?

Why does this come (heh) in his and hers? So that he can put the fruits of his masturbatory labor in there?

It would end with my husband walking down the street with his worldly possessions and fewer teeth.

All I’m saying is I’m bookmarking this video...for “later.”

It’s kind of unfair to ask a dude if he’s woke, isn’t it? Because if he admits to being woke, then is he really woke?

He’s...said some things about Obama, if memory serves. Not a Bernie fan, either. Independent for the most part, but he’s a big, big Ayn Rand fan and a big fan of small government, which theoretically makes him lean right.

He’s the total, uh...package.

“Stuff” being the operative word. AHEM.

Here’s a better representation of 80s heartthrobs (who have become insufferable conservatives).

It’s applicable to so many people, unfortunately.

I love it when privileged people describe aspects of said privilege as being blessed. It’s just so ridiculous.

Lili Taylor YASSSS. That show is so freaking good.