KINJA records everything you say, not Laserface. What Laserface does is literally just look up your comments on your public Kinja page. It’s not hard. It literally takes two clicks.

Is it unnerving? Sure. Asking Kinja to stop other users from being able to look up things you said in the past on Kinja, something…

Only because she thought Clint Eastwood was involved.

I know, I know, it’s serious.

Looks like not everyone’s last day is the same but I hope we get one of these Q&As or an inventory or something with all of the outgoing staff and contributors, if they feel so inclined. Like favorite series finale? The 25 worst fictional bosses? A roundtable discussion about 9 to 5??

Given that this is a story about a talking penis I assumed it was about Jim Spanfeller.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a William Wyler movie I haven’t loved. The Best Years of Our Lives is still imo one of the best movies about what it’s like to come home from the war. The fact that Wyler cast a real disabled vet in a lead role was so gutsy. And the scene where Homer’s father has to remove his prosthetics…

I’m not wrestlephobic, I just wish these wrestlers wouldn’t shove their lifestyles down my throat all the time. It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Brett “The Hitman” Hart.

I will only be happy when brontosauruses are restored to their natural designation as planets.

That’s down to the etidor.

After getting sushi and not paying, of course.

I can’t help but notice the lack of the little orange “Premier” label in the link image. Did they do away with those as well when they removed the review grades? That might have helped people differentiate between a single episode review and a pre-air one. I certainly thought this was a pre-air review and from the…

So he’s now saying he’s for every one of us, stands for every one of us?

We've got a really big chin tonight!

In tomorrow’s AV Club Newswire: “You guys wanna see a dead body?”

I think Maguire deserved to make more as he’s THE lead and had to do many more physical scenes (or scenes in general) but she says the gap was extreme. There’s being paid more, and there’s being paid disproportionally more 

Fine. As long as it’s hard sci-fi this time.

Yes, but I was already planning to be here all day, anyway.

“People who annoy you”?

oh also, just before anyone else does it:

Oh boy. Cancel culture, at it again! Still reeling over what these SJWs did to my man Bluebeard...