I'M DISABLED

I’m a sucker and a half, so I would just grin and bear it, then slowly die of the poison of resentment for many years.

Came to post this, glad to see the Commentariat stepped up.

Mambo Number 5 for a serial killer movie

“Go fuck yourselves!” - The Front

They rearranged it a little bit (the wrong lyrics followed Black’s grunting), which distracted the pedantic side of me.

Don't forget to diversify. Boogers are a top pick right now and people are paying through to nose to stick them in their portfolio.

It’s going to be very hard to explain to future generations just how normally that word flew around amongst adolescents during the 90s and early 2000s.  

What kind of bullshit “obituary” doesn’t even bother segueing between his early years and television fame with “But wait, there’s more!”?

what a piece of shit. 

DTMFA. When do these people: work, sleep, shop, eat etc? I’m exhausted just reading about their fictional exploits.

GOT MY FIRST REAL DREAMCAST

He actually did a one-man Macbeth. That it wasn’t called “Something Wicked This Way Cums” is a tragedy on par with the play.

In bleaker news, that means Dick Cheney won the tontine.

On one hand, I actually agree with Tarantino. The criticism felt overblown. Lee’s daughter gets special dispensation to feel protective of her father’s legacy but everyone else probably should just accept that this is a fictionalization and chill.

I’m not a fan of beauty pageants but I am a fan of right wing meltdowns, I don’t know how to react here.

The way I do it, yes.

“Hey, why do you wear that Hawaiian shirt every day?”

Don’t forget that time Ted Danson dated Whoopie Goldberg

2013: stop fucking talking about chemtrails, they’re not real