Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

My favorite part is that by trying to prove the Post wasn’t reliable, they effectively proved that the Post is reliable.

There are no FCC regulations that require news organizations to report the truth. The FCC currently has a policy suggesting news organizations tell the truth, but it is not actual law.

“We have always been at war with objective reality”

He tries to show off his sad, sad dong

We need a fresh face. Kamala Harris has my vote. Hillary will always have my support and I hope she does great things in the coming years, but she was the last best hope of her generation of Democrats. She came with a ready-made and famous brand, political machine and tested mettle, and her loss exposed how thin the…

Love to get halfway through an article, only for “DO YOU WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER???????” to pop up and reset the screen to the beginning.

Not really.

And you would be fucking ruler of that prison.

I actually really appreciate the difference in the joke. The last person was a theatre performer, and he used a theatrical magician in the joke. This lady is a novelist so he used the name of a novel. It’s a personal touch that really demonstrates the thought he puts into his groping.

“As God is my witness, I thought Joey Fatone could fly.”

Yeah. I’m a big fan of Mr. Show and Arrested Development, but Cross’ standup often just feels like him being an asshole and swinging at low-hanging fruit. I mean, I’m both liberal and an asshole, but I just don’t have time for his thing. So I have an easier time believing he’s just an all-around asshole, rather than…

Every time you see a new Gerard Butler movie, its fun to guess who turned the script down first

David Cross is kind of funny, aligns with my politics and all of that...

As the punchline to his attempt at Hu-mon comedy, he then stabbed a young couple to death on the shores of Lake Berryesa.

It seems that the librarian objected more to the donator than the donation. I understand that, but the over-reaction then allows the Trump family Circus to look like an aggrieved party and attacked by a militant left strawman that won’t be happy with anything they do. This plays right into their hands.

Dr. Seuss atoned for his youthful mistakes. The messages in his books are overwhelmingly positive, tolerant, inclusive, and open minded. Writing them off as “racist propaganda” because of what he did (wrong) for the war effort is bullshit.

Yeah, AV Club has really gone downhill.

This is really lovely. Thank you.

Can’t think with all that mary jane in your system?