The old Tom Eagleton assurance. 

What do you expect? He was only a baby.

I kind of doubt that whoever made the decision to turn off comments even knows that’s the site’s motto. It’s not like they actually read the sites they own.

Didn’t know they’d turned comments off on the Root. I wonder why they’re still on over here? Less political, so less chance of an opinion that doesn't sit well with management being espoused?

Well fuck. I guess it’s the endgame now, where G/O decides to just destroy the whole thing for no good reason. Fuck Herb Spanfeller. 

Chandler almost cheating on Monica after a big fight would have been a perfectly reasonable plot, but it would’ve been a pretty out of character for him to actually go through with it, and the audience (and other characters! Let’s not forget that his oldest friend is his wife’s brother.) would never have forgiven him.

I don’t think that joke in particular aged poorly, but other gay jokes on the show did, and that’s more what is being referenced here.

It’s a difficult song. Trying to sing it really separates the men from the booooooooooooys.

Like someone in their sixties needs any more reminders of the passage of time.

That’s what the sex is for.

How about a Dracula movie set right after the Cold War where the count returns to Romania to reclaim the castle that was seized from him (er, from his grandfather, who happened to look exactly like him) when the communists took over? You could show all these other upper-class people coming out of the woodwork to…

I doubt anyone wants to risk making a movie that would piss off both of those companies. The only thing they could probably work together on would be destroying someone who crosses them.

Early credits include such character names as “Big Thug,” “Abominable Snowman,” and “Harold, The Monster.”

You know who really ought to be mad? Salieri.

That’ll be the building with the sign outside that says, “Stay away fools, ‘cause love rules at His Majesty’s Embassy of the Commonwealth of Australia,” correct?

They could have said that she mentioned that she shares a birthday with Lucas and that would have sounded a lot less awkward. Or “pointed out.” Or a lot of other possible phrases. 

I live in California and somehow never noticed that life is just like Mad Max here. Of course, I didn’t feel that way when I was nineteen and crime rates were several times higher than they are now, so maybe I’m just not real observant.

Or what if the problem wasn’t Hitler per se? What if 1930's Germany gets a leader who’s just as terrible, but more competent?

How about we go back in time and bribe her doctor to tell her she needs a hysterectomy or something? I mean, there are lots of things that might work that aren’t, y’know, child murder.

Why not just go back to nine months before Hitler’s birth and cockblock his parents for a couple of weeks?