So what she’s saying is that abusers, like homicidal maniacs, look just like everyone else?

I like that the site is back to doing the occasional actual article/critical analysis of pop culture, but it seems like they’re all about 50% shorter than they should be. Better than a bunch of slideshows and articles built from out of context quotes from celebrity interviews, but still...

“Silence of the Lambs” hasn’t sat right with me ever since someone pointed out how unlikely it is for someone to be named “Hannibal”, which is a very uncommon name, and also to be a cannibal, which almost no one is. I mean, a trucker named Tucker I could believe, or a flasher named Asher, but “Hannibal the Cannibal?”…

30 years? He’s going to be locked almost as long as Shelley Miscavige.

Yeah, but did you see the rest of his filmography? Let’s just say that there’s not a lot of consistency. (To be fair, “Cannibal Women” is apparently not nearly as bad as it sounds. Not that I would know. I only saw some bits and pieces of it on “USA Up All Night” back in the day, and I can’t say I was paying much…

To be fair, the writers of some of his projects don’t deserve to make a living, at least if “Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death” is representative of their output.

Well, it was mostly the cast, with a series of tight shirts and sweaters running a close second 

Oh, I agree. But in both cases, the cast was a huge part of what made them good. 

The best thing about it is that the main cast are all perfect in their roles. They all bounce off each other really well, and their timing, body language, and vocal intonations tend to elevate the material. If they hadn’t landed that exact group of people I doubt it would have been a very good show at all. Certainly…

Aren’t the plaintiffs aware of what could happen if they make a panda angry?

Why is this a video?

“I groped a co-star on a movie set, said the n-word where people could hear it and spread some anti-vax stuff on Twitter, so now I’ve gotta go get my HVAC certification.”

We’ve swallowed a lot of propaganda put out by the Paw Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association.

Turning lead into gold is a great idea, but the science just isn’t there yet. 

I have the last DVD Netflix sent to my dad after his death. Destroyer with Nicole Kidman. It’s been four years, but I definitely am planning to watch it some day.

“We learned pop culture in Chicago. We were fucking corndogs.”

Nope, not someone I’ve heard of. I definitely remember seeing or reading “We had AI write the following joke,” but I think the whole point of it was that the joke was terrible.

This sounds familiar. Which comedian?

To be clear, this article was obviously written by a human being. Most likely a very underpaid human being who probably didn’t particularly want to write it. But not every article on this site is written by human beings now, and that’s fucked. 

The only reason someone should return an acting award is if it turns out it’s not actually their performance, somewhat like Milli Vanilli and their Grammy. This obviously hasn’t happened yet, and isn’t likely to any time soon, but I suppose we could get to a point where actors are replaced with computer generated…