A new cooking show called Cook Your Ass Off

Thanks for your input man. It's not like everyone and their mother feels this way. Good contribution.

I haven't seen a fucked up Italian charge like that since the Punic Wars

[gator chomp]

A-Rod: "You guys know how to play 'La Bamba'?"

Alex really wanted to join as the tuba player, but now, more than ever, he just can't quite get around the curve.

It's not clear to me either.

Just another colt leaving Baltimore in the middle of the night.

"You think this is bad? Well, how do you think I felt?"

Fantastic work, Greg! Here's to hoping people understand maybe a little bit more. Thank you for this.

So.... He's black and arrogant, but not talented? Got it.

Dickie V, sotto voce: The Night Is Still Young, but in all Honesty we can't be sure that Billy can still play under Pressure because he hasn't take a Big Shot in The Longest Time.

Hardly the most shocking ESPN commentator fandom. If John Clayton is into Slayer, I bet Peter Gammons is a Juggalo.

When reached for comment, actor John Candy used the words "heart, breaking".

I generally fucking hate images but RELEVANT!

Shouldn't Arizona's arrow point south?

Why, do they have a community clothes-sharing program? I don't get this kind of attenuated humour.

The pants are priced at $500

To further ensure no political messages are conveyed, the Olympics are requiring all offensive players to list themselves as centers instead of left or right wingers.

He may have put on a little weight, but Jimmy Hoffa ain't looking half bad these days.