“NO NO NO! Shembo, you’re being too rough with Dior! YOU HAVE TO PAT HIM NICELY!”

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

I thought that was the point of the comments.

I mean, it just happened last week.

Warthen: Sorry about that. It's a slippery slope I'm on.

Absolutely swore this link was going to take me to the Gizmodo post about NYC's declining infrastructure.

Hey at least it wasn't vertical

Base stealing is a mind game between the runner and the opposing defense as much as it is an athletic feat.

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

We have no idea, he hasn't been Mike'd since 2012.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

So which do you think it will be: 1) " My Twitter account was hacked." 2) "I had poor word choice, but I'm being quoted out of context." 3) "An intern maintains my Twitter account, and they have been let go." 4) "I'm a Republican from Minnesota. Are you really surprised?"

These are some of the most beautiful jerseys I have ever seen at any level. Minnesota is hockey heaven.

Hey now. I was a TedX speaker once, too. And I'm just a plain twat.

Non-existent webpage for non-existent cereal.

I mean, they could try to bean Puig, but he's on his way to becoming an all-time great dodger.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

Who is that?

and Liston's death under Mysterious Circumstances in 1971