A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::

He was clearly distracted by the only boobs he's seen this season who aren't named James Dolan and Mike Woodson.

Getting an icicle jammed through your cerebellum is one of the lesser-known perils of shooting up.

Yeah, they should call it Ergonomics.

[blank stare]

"I'm disappointed at some of the unfortunate images that went from negative to despicable."

When you've employed Milton Bradley, Carlos Zambrano and Starlin Castro, big dicks hardly even register as unfortunate, let alone negative or despicable.

I'm surprised it's taken this long to figure it out. We've got Tapes 'n Tapes of him saying it.

There you go, taking Otis' side again

When it comes to NBA players and stories, few can compete with Shawn Kemp's seminal 2007 release A Thousand Splenid Sons.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

To add insult to injury, Ron was later released and sent down to the amateur shop.

"Ah, that's cute ... NOW, KICK IT BACK OUTSIDE! I'M OPEN!"

all the chargers fan are rn

"That explains all the know-it-all bitching, right?"
[Turns to high-five nobody]
[Stirs drink with found, soiled syringe]

-David Chao

The video may be vertical, but at least the fan was 16:9

Alex Rodriguez: Look, they just freak me out, okay? They're sharp, they're dangerous, and who knows what's been put into them over the years.

A-Rod is spot on with his claim that this ruling violates MLB's Basic Agreement. The problem is not many people know what it is. So now then, The Basic Agreement was first formed in 1968 after MLB's first CBA with the MLBPA. Over the years there have been changes, amendments, new clauses, etc. Suffice it to say at…

Yep. He died.