Yeah man........ diabetes and a kidney transplant will probably do that to yeah

They should develop some sort of sticky substance that could be applied to the track to stop things from sliding around. I have no idea how you'd make something like that, though.

"Hmm, not that bad."

If J.R. wants to change his image, maybe he should stop hanging around known criminals like the Hamburglar.

Smith's body of work really fell off a bridge after Dream Songs.

Erg: [lovingly builds wooden box, lines with one of Mrs. Erg's Egyptian cotton towels]

Mushnick's issue with Moving The Chains is that he don't care if your wrists hurt, them fields ain't gon' plow themselves.

University of Chicago: Can you believe these upstarts at Northwestern are laying claim to the title of Chicago's team? How outrageous!

Eddie Murphy smoked a hookah and he seems to be doing just fine.

As a father of a newborn, I feel I'm something of an expert at enigmatic smiles coming from an interminably grumpy, emotionally stunted creature ... so I'm afraid I know what is happening here.

Other Coaches By The Numbers:

Wow, he even borrowed Joe Amendola's legal crayon.

"Gosh. I sure am glad that wasn't me."
[Winks theatrically]
[Waggles theatrically]
[Continues fixing spirit-breakfast, theatrically]

-Ghost of Rod Roddy

Offered with no comment because I've said enough today. Well, the sound's a little choppy but I don't know if it's the video or the Erg's computer.

sanc-ti-mo-ni-ous (adj.)

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Should be a good fit, especially since he's accustomed to playing a hemmed in, almost-proxy of football.

Kluwe's right: people can change...

Cleverley was labeled the next Paul Scholes early in his career; it's since become obvious that he is not.

I know a radio host that'll bet you $100 that Flacco gets a HOF vote next year