The best part is A-Rod's email signature: "If U aim for the moon and miss at least u will end up among the stars - Mark Twain"

I would have thought that ESPN would have beem a little bit more wary about hiring people with bad release points after the Keith Clinkscales debacle.

think of how many 3rd world kids could have been sheltered by that shirt if the Cowboys had won?

When reached for comment, Coach Chidzinski replied: "Cleveland is a city in the State of Ohio."

Good thing Ronde could play football, cause he'd be terrible at his namesake.

It's amazing how wrong that ranking is. It's Connery>Craig>Dalton>Brosnan>Lazenby>Nelson>Moore. (Seriously, Moore at any place above last makes it a wrong list.)

Interesting behind the scene look at the Te'o story. I don't know how many people got hooked on this site because of it but I am one of them. My buddy told me about it in a text and I think my exact response was "Deadspin, that place is a fucking joke." Little did I know....

This behavior is nothing new for Wyllie, who has been denying credentials to representatives of the Acme Corporation for years.

Doctors say Hickey's brain damage was so severe that, at one point, he couldn't even tell that only assholes read Tuesday Night Fights.

You use your back to do things.

Everything was fine until I got it off the ground. It's amazing how your brain can be saying "Stop!" at the same time your fingers are going "Full speed ahead!".

Hitters who are more prone to hitting fly balls are doing better because a majority of pitchers today aim for ground ball hits, which prevent home runs and are easier to turn into double plays. The A's have been getting hitters who are fly ball guys, increasing offensive production because of increase in home runs and…

Fantastic. Well-done.

The players these days, what with their Sports Centers and their top tens. Back in my day, a Sports Center was whatever abandoned field had the fewest land mines lying around.

HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW THAT MEGYN KELLY RECENTLY MADE REMARKS ABOUT THE RACE OF SANTA CLAUS? ISN'T THIS JUST THE PERFECT TIME TO ALL RECALL THAT SHE DID THAT?

The amount of misses off Carmelo passes doesn't indict the type of looks he creates. It indicts the horrible team the Knicks have assembled around him and the abysmal coaching of Woodson. Shumpert and Smith have atrocious fg% and no one, and I mean NO ONE ever cuts to the basket while Melo has the ball on the low…

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

The Texans tree wouldn't look so sad if it had some gifts under it. Unfortunately Matt Schaub already handed all of them out to the rest of the league.

First off, I would like to say Thank You Based God. Let that boy cook.

I remember watching a Louisville game last spring and thinking the same thing! Man, some of those Mortal Kombat finishing moves were gory.