it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

But what did Gregg Easterbrook's notebook say?

Tom is celebrating the 7th anniversary of Saddam Hussein's execution.

In a way this a bit out of character for ESPN. They hold Pro and College Football's proverbial jock so much that them putting this horrible juxtaposition right up front and center is just surprising.

You know what, fuck it. I said I was gunna wait til Monday to post my Top 2, but I'll just do a recap for people who missed it. So...

This old man
He can't see
His BAC is .13

I met Antoine Walker at an airpot Quizno's once. A shame he didn't hear me say no pickles though.

"I don't know or care much about basketball, but"

Makes sense when you realize Pete was pointing to his elbow at the time.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[crashes through ceiling]

That was SameSadEcho, Tim. Just ignore it.

Driver in backwards car: "Goddammit Carol! That slimy salesman said this was horseless!"

Kanye laments that that horse is headed to Detroit to be a Piston and not a Bull forever

I've only been able to find Albert so far.

I think Emma Carmichael and I are locked into an intractable proxy-war (Kyle Wagner is the proxy) over the rights to Shane Battier. It's holding up the entire Shit List enterprise!

Best I can do: This isn't a great photo of him (smartphone camera in a dark hotel lobby), but here is Albert at the Gawker Media holiday party.

Who killed Dr. Matt?

What a coincidence, your wife and I had sex twice this year too!

That was a Billy Madison quote.