I really liked that mixtape, great choice Reuben. Too bad XV will probably never release that album he is working on, I was looking forward to it.

He was going to claim he was looking for Boston Market but felt like an ass, too.

Just when we thought there was no way anyone could make Bartolo Colon's head look bigger...

Looks like the Super Bowl isn't the only thing John Harbaugh won't be winning.

They are able to bond over the fact they both were the reasons a dude from California lost an award...

Arachnophobic here. While dealing with the stomach flu a long time ago, I noticed a pretty big spider climbing up my leg, causing me to jump up and freak the fuck out. Grabbed a broom and started swinging like a madman as it began to climb up the wall. Turns out the handle of the broom hit and subsequently cracked the…

Bear: "Get the fuck out of here! Can't you tell we don't want you here??"

Boots not clean and polished for game day? $10.00 fine

Meanwhile the Titans are just used the same footage from last year trailer for "The Hurt Locker"

This is much better than the one the Lions made a few years back called "The Shankshank Redeption"

Unfortunately it's a lame ripoff of the "Rim Reaper" nickname his teammates gave Kendrick Perkins, for all the buckets he has cost them.

He must really miss the game if he's going from lighting up Mets' pitchers to actual trees now

Now all he needs to do is stab a buddy to get a full scholarship at Eastern Michigan

This give a whole new meaning to "Cock Block"

He is now one Domestic Assault charge away from completing the Semyon Varmalov Hat-Trick

Fuck u @RSherman_25 u fuckin monkey, can't wait till Peyton roasts u next week
9:54 PM - 19 Jan 2014

He is only allowed outside of his cell three hours a day, and never at the same time as other inmates.

He was suspected of preparing to hijack the plane when he said he was going to guild the Jets in the right direction.

Oh please, he was just practicing his reaction for when he would get traded to the Browns.

-2 points for a penalty (usually peeing)