The last Net to go 10/10 was Jayson Williams with his charges dropped

"Oh fuck its the cops!!!"

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The Marlins are hoping they mimic the NFL system, since it's a much easier alternative to throwing in the flag

With all these guys wearing green, I wondered where Rex Ryan was. Then I realized they can actually tackle something moving.

the Miami Dolphins: where you're better off leaving an assault rifle in the back of a car than a box of condoms.

This is worse than the time Kendrys Morales sued home plate for breaking his leg while celebrating.

"No Aaron, this is not the same as 'Electric Chair Football', unfortunately."

Kentucky just found he most impressive way to lose to Arkansas.

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I do not have it in me to muster the Burneko-level outrage appropriate for this comment, but if I did...

Maybe now Riley Cooper will treat him like an equal, considering how he fucking looks like him.

If DeAngelo Hall is a sign, anything that's useless and costs money can eventually be cut.

Do you think we'll see a running back drafted in the first round any time soon?

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What Iowa State desperately needs is their own drunk fan to pass out for everyone else's entertainment.

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If he were the Brazilian Ronaldo, he'd be too confused to feel anything.

If this was an actual commercial, you would see Jim Irsay running away with the Colts one.