Incognito hates people who use the Omaha audible and calls them "Halfbacks"

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A-Rod: "Look! Don't you think it's suspicious he's hiring his cousin? Are we sure he isn't just saying that so he can buy steroids off him when no one is there? I bet he's juicing right now!

"some poor Wall Street Journal intern"?? You wont be saying that when the Jaguars announce they have offered the writer a job as the lead of scouting.

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They should find all of his previous ballots and put an asterisk next to his name.

In other news Wednesday, a wandering dog somewhere circled back to lap up its own cold vomit.

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It's a sign: Chalmers is desperately trying to reveal the destination LeBron is going to send him the next time he fucks up.

This would be amazing if it didn't happen every time somebody tackles Darren McFadden and lands on him.

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"That won't stop me from finding little snowflakes to pick on and violently harass" - John Scott, waving a shovel in the air

Meanwhile on CBS...

The Gators outlook on the season looked great and had the promise of going deep this year, only to painfully flop and hit the ground.

McNabb: [Watches intensely]

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Malzahn: Perfect play, eh?

Right, he only had one decent season in his short career

Don't be so hard on D.J. for trying to make a Protect Ya Neck remix