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Jimmy must be confused, it's players for Urban Meyer that put people in wheelchairs for the rest of their lives.

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When it comes to the NFL, it's normally the unsuspended Lions players that kill trees without paying the price

He was going to provide 303 reasons why, but all of them happen to be extremely obvious

Had they used this ambush technique, the outcome of the Vietnam War would look signifigantly different than it did

Strange considering Dontrelle Willis isn't in the Tigers organization anymore, which would be a reason for the place getting lit up

You still don't get it

That's nothing compared to the time they had to scrape up Rondo's remainders following the charge.

Not Pictured: post-Gettysburg

Considering he's a special teams coordinator, I'm inclined to believe him. Why else would he treat punters like normal football players?

As outrageous the laws in GTA are, it's still not a crime to be homosexual.

Almost forgot, my team name will be "Try Harder With The Vick Jokes, Please"

Great, I can't wait to read the comments here complaining about how Fido ruined somebody's team because he shat while running loops.

Minnesota Vikings special-teams coordinator Mike Priefer would use homophobic language in my presence.

Silk-y Smooth

And had he known he was going to get drafted by the Bobcats, he would have sparred himself from the poorest decision in his career by declaring for the Draft.

To be fair, it worked when he first met her

They would've taken the bike too but who the fuck bikes in the snow