Michael J. Fox Sports

Of course he'd allow somebody to take a pic of him with their phone, considering how much he loves screens.

Trying to build a super-team (Amar'e, Melo, Chris Paul) is what got them into this mess in the first place. What is the point in getting Rondo if he will only give the ball to Anthony/Smith if they will just ISO and chuck it up every time?

J.R.: [Sees unawake teammate]

From a time where Jaws referred to actual Sharks and not an asshole who makes stuff up for ratings.

I had no idea Turtles enjoyed peanut butter.

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"

This probably would have made for a better gift though

Where were these guys for Mandela's funeral?

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What non-BCS bowl games are you looking forward to the most?

Turns out the lead engineer was actually saying "It's a bad crane" instead of referring to the Sleepy Hollow character. Simple miscommunication

luckily for the QB, he will probably get to stay in-state when the Browns draft him solely for that pass

He finally listened to the fashion advice Loria gave him before getting traded

"Never been so eager for a visit my urologist"

First he was playing in the bush, then he ended up in one.

Patrick Kane makes for a pretty good Anakin Skywalker, though.

DeMarco Murray would be out for a month if he tried to do that

Now he doesn't need to be waving on the field to call attention to himself. What a diva.

I thought we learned to not expect much from ESPN camera angles ever since Musberger recorded the Erin Andrews hotel video...