Good thing this wasn't on a Michael Beasley post or he'd begin to worry about child support payments

Hugo? They obviously named that one after Chavez; all threats, no sting.

Sadly enough, that wouldn't fit on Troy Glaus' head

What a douchebag. After Ray Lewis retired, I'd do nothing but count my blessings for the rest of my life.

Real Life Winnie The Pooh

Except for the one time the Dodgers tweeted it after Carlos Quentin destroyed Greinke

This was the first time a workhorse was let loose in Chicago ever since Dusty Baker got canned.

Quick question: who was it that pointed out how often Pete Prisco uses the word "idiot"? I can't help but notice it whenever I read his tweets.

Maybe McDonalds is just holding out until Jamarcus signs a new contract, which probably is a worse idea than selling wings in the first place

Comparing Jordan's time with the Wizards to the Bulls is like comparing Kanye's old music to now: laughable.

6 weeks? I can't wait to see the inspirational commercial for this one #TheReReturn

"No they aren't! Liar!" - Jon Heyman, before pulling a finger out of his nose, red-faced

Nice to see him fill Javale's former role with the Wizards nicely.

Unsurprisingly, this caused Seahawks fans everywhere to be envious.

Thanks, it's early haha

Chalmers will remember this when he is a free agent and leaves them to sign with the Heat.

Similarly to the stupidest shot in NBA history, fired by Stephen Jackson after getting hit by a car, Bargnani also deserves jail time for that.

"Wait, you're supposed to kill the baseball but not the player?" - Greg Halman's brother

the hail must hurt even more if you don't have as much hair on your head as others, or in Wayne Rooney's case, take up more surface area

Reminder: Had Jeremy Maclin not blow his knee out in camp, he would have been cut and no other team would consider signing him for a long time, if not ever. I hope he remembers that