THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WONT EVEN GET DRAFTED NOW HAHAHAHAH

He didn't even need to use the pole this time!

Considering how quickly I was able to guess the word, that has got to be the first time in years Nebraska has used 4 stars effectively

"That's not exactly what I'd do to her but okay" - Musberger

They endured one too many Schiano Man references

With all the slapping going on here, I'm sure Anthony Davis is missing out on it.

They probably would have gotten away with it, if only they had Rachel Nichols.

and we still give McNabb shit for forgetting the overtime rule.

Yeah? Well how far can you punt a football?

Based on the title and picture, I thought he'd be known as Metaxa Matt.

good thing there wasn't a desk present

November is clearly Pecan pie month. It's not even an argument. Pumpkin is October, unless you like to use the ones nobody else wanted. Apple is September and Cherry can go fuck itself.

Deadspin Hall of Fame!!!!! Who says no?

Started out well but turned out to be a complete flop.

This is BULLSHIT

I still prefer lip-reading over audio

it's amazing he has hardly been mentioned in the Heisman talks. That being said, I'm not looking forward to him breaking NCAA single game records against our defense this Saturday.