Yet the "David Koresh was a BU fan" got in?

Snyder: Alright here's the deal; turns out we aren't allowed to do anything harmful to get y'all to shut the fuck up, so here's my proposal: Season tickets

Shart: Greg Oden is Outshitting Himself.

Hey, why don't we all vote for the biggest scrub in ballot history. Someone like Aaron Se—- oh wait.

"We suck," he said, then continued after a pause. "As an offense. That's pretty much it."

"WAIT, I'm supposed to drop the ball? After running into his ass? Headfirst??"

Anthony Bennett 2.0 right here

Let's just hope he doesn't gain weight eating Chicago Casserole, considering the combined amount of time he will have spent out.

"I mean, he was a complete fucking half coach" - Ritchie Incognito

Boy did he really got them to bite on that

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"I couldn't believe this shit."

I guess he has finally sobered since his Championship prediction.

"Hope your season gets better" and hung up the phone

Strange, I thought Domestic Abuse was what attracted people to post-2000 Detroit.

It must have been a guy who was 5'6" with the exact same DNA as him because Jameis is 6'4" therefor it must be wrong!!!

Smith and Felton on offense, Bargnani on rebounding, Amar'e on defense. We've got cluelessness covered on all bases

When will James Harden get suspended for playing defense with his eyes?