Sbarro does not deserve to be on this. Unless it's near the top of a Foodspin ranking by Albert, then it's understandable.

In the chance Hunter was seriously injured, every Red Sox fan in the ballpark would neglect helping him and blame it on the bystander effect.

Waiting for the porno featuring McNabb

Probably, especially since the average Goals per game average in College hockey is a half-goal less than in the NHL, but still.

"1.37 goals against average in 24 games (which is excellent)."

Doubt it. It was most likely to be dropped, considering it got national attention and others (even grown men) do the same all the time without getting registered.

Oh lord that guy looks like the love child of Skip Bayless and Chris Broussard.... I don't know where I am going with this.

"I remember the last time I got injured slamming something too hard" - Alex Rodriguez

I understand, and that has been mentioned here as well but the cap relief it would bring is huge since the secondary is a glaring issue and it's safer to fill the holes with free agents while drafting the LBs, DEs, and OL

Like you said, there's clearly more problems than QB. So what can they do? Take an LT even though we just spent a ton of money on Beatty and drafted Pugh for RT, although the rest of the line is brutal. Take the MLB Barr out of UCLA (projected to be top 3)? One that I dislike the most but would make sense is Draft…

Wait, I thought the reason he had surgery in the first place was to reduce the risk of re-injury? Wut

Door don't lie.

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Well I'm glad to see Geno have post-collegiate success even though I'd rather cheer for North Korea than the Jets. I'm also glad to hear you not take any pity on us. Wouldn't want it anyway else

Thank God Dany Heatley hasn't scored 4 goals in a game. He'd probably go the extra mile and clockslap an innocent bystander

I'd rather have the Giants go 0-16 than experience Buttfumble. Remember that, Jets fans

When asked why he left, Magic said (with tears in his eyes): "Only true Lakers fans would understand"

His week has been wilder than Titus Young ever could have imagined

I'm starting to get really worried by your willingness to get hit by a car. Is everything alright, Albert?

*implying Ponder could ever get to the 50 yard line without the help of AP*