I've always wanted to know what it's like to play Grand Theft Auto and Madden at the same time!

+1 cringe

Is J.R. Smith scoring effectively this season? Are you sure?

The charges will be dropped because everyone knows an offense deliberated by Todd Haley is nonexistent.

Now please do one for Mike Francesa, Awful Announc—- falls asleep

I stand corrected. Fuck both of them regardless.

both are assholes.

Brian McCann was baptized as a Schiano Man, man.

Exactly, I was actually surprised by the diversity and hospitalism in Houston and Austin. Helped get rid of the gun slinging beer chugging stereotype I heard as a kid about Texans (except in hick towns but whatever)

Been to both: I have no fucking idea how a sane person could compare the two. Literally wat

"Deserved" is kind of harsh. "Had it coming" is probably more appropriate.

If Blane Gabbert could beat SEC teams in college, why could he not do it in the NFL? Plus if you factor in how much more time he'd have with the DEs/LBs who are clearly slower and weaker, he shouldn't have trouble. What does having players from power conferences have to do with it? If you make the team over someone…

You're still missing the point. It doesn't matter how bad the Jags are, as long as their roster is filled with pros (it is, right?) they'd stomp any college team. The difference between the worst DI team (say, Georgia State) against the best high school team would be much closer because there is a smaller difference…

A Sox fan was kicked out for snatching a live Ray from the tank and throwing it. What the fuck.

+1 apology for dishonouring clan

After reading the title, I got disappointed after realizing Marcus Vick never played for the Eagles...

"Sucker" - Mike Brown, who proceeds to complete his double Big Mac order.

"With Schaub's contributions, the Texans beat themselves"

Tell any Pirates fan this a year ago and they'd instantly turn into a Jim Mora replicate